I don’t wanna make new friends unless they was get fucked up with me then we can be friends . I have enough sober friends …

I don’t have sober friends actually … Except one but she’s pregnant so she doesn’t count

My contact is fucked up and it’s making my eye water 😒


"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)

They told us we could wear whatever we wanted to training . This bitch came in slacks and a blazer . Lol I’m completely underdressed . I barely have clothes on half the time anyways so fuck it hahahaha

I have a stutter step when people watch me walk it’s embarrassing lol

I don’t wanna go to training it’s too early ima forget everything lol

Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into. #ihatemornings


LOL EXPRESS: funny tumblr pictures

(Source: katara)

How come there’s no security caps on them?!


rapper riff raff mistakes a palm tree for a pineapple

I can’t sleep :/ I gotta be up at 7 though so like fuck